May 031943
 
five reels

Betsy Connell (Frances Dee), a beautiful, young nurse, takes a job on the island of St. Sebastian in the West Indies to care for Jessica (Christine Gordon), the wife of a plantation owner (Tom Conway).  Is the wife sick or is she a zombie, and will her cure come from medicine or voodoo?

A strange title, but a good film. Go back to a time before George Romero, before zombies were brain eating undead, but were creations of island voodoo, and you’ve reached I Walked With a Zombie. Val Lewton has become known as one of the great names in horror, and his 1940s RKO films are one of the three legs of classic movie horror (the others belonging to Universal and “poverty row”). Lewton always had to make the most of very little, so he went with subtlety. The studio was less concerned with art then quick money, so here handed him a title. He dumped the vague idea he was given, and matched that title to Charlotte Bronte’s novel Jane Eyre. He kept the gothic romance, with a governess falling in love with a rich and troubled married man, but instead of a mad wife in the attic, there is an undead one.

Lewton’s films exist in an ambiguous never-never land. It’s never clear if it is magic and monsters or just the natural world. It is not a matter of clarity that brings ambiguity to judging that world, but rather that the world is both a thing of beauty and wonder and of dread and death. Often these things are the same. While this is a theme in all his films, it is clearer in I Walked With a Zombie than with any other.

A slight majority of Lewton fans and scholars place Cat People as the panicle of his career, but an only slightly lesser number, including me, label this his masterpiece. It does not pretend to be going for scares, but instead it is filled with an uncomfortable atmosphere. It is creepy. There are no cheap jump scares, but an eeriness and that stays with the viewer long after the film is over. It is poetic, subtle, and shares a writer with the classic 1941 The Wolf Man. The film also bears the mark of its director, Jacques Tourneur, who shared Lewton’s vision and had worked with him the year before on Cat People.

For such a low budget film, the acting couldn’t be better, the pacing is excellent, and occasional scenes could be plucked out, framed, and hung on the wall as art. There are few good voodoo films, and this is the best.

 

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Feb 201943
 
2.5 reels

Animal trainer Fred Mason (Milburn Stone) return to the US with lions, tigers, for the circus. He also brings a female gorilla that’s fond of him. While he was away, his girlfriend, Beth Colman (Evelyn Ankers) has taken her sick sister, Dorothy (Martha Vickers) to renowned doctor Dr. Sigmund Walters (John Carradine), who is actually a mad scientist, who kidnaps the gorilla and changes her into a human, who he names Paula Dupree (Acquanetta). She has a strange power over the big cats, and begins working with Fred on his act. However, jealousy turns Paula into a were-ape.

The Jungle Woman was the last attempt by Universal in the ‘40s to add to their monster collection. It didn’t work, and although there were three ape-woman films, they were all short B-movies, and mostly forgotten in the following years. This first film looks pretty good; a Universal low budget feature was miles ahead of Poverty Row features in basic film-making skill. This one was greatly aided by reusing scenes from The Big Cage, a 1933 adventure circus movie. There’s a lot of high quality animal footage, with lions and tigers that would never have been able to be filmed on Captive Wild Woman’s budget.

But that may also have harmed the movie. If your #1 goal is to shove in whatever you can from a previous movie, the new material gets less attention. The animal stuff is amazing (and apparently lead to the death of a tiger), but it’s also irrelevant. Acquanetta is the real draw, and I wanted more time with her and the horror aspect. There’s a lot more that could have been done with her, given more time. But then maybe there wasn’t. Captive Wild Woman is clearly a take off of Cat People, but with an ape, but the Production Code Administration stepped in requiring changes so that it wouldn’t offend religious doctrine (no souls for animals) and to avoid a tone of bestiality. It’s kind of hard to tell a story about female sexuality using an animal metaphor when you specifically can’t use the animal metaphor.

John Carradine, in his first major role, makes for a charismatic and silky villain, and anything with him or Acquanetta is gold. Mason and Ankers are not so shiny. For Mason, it’s his role: He’s an animal trainer. That’s it. There’s nothing else there. Ankers can be very effective, but when she doesn’t care, it sometimes shows up on screen, and she clearly doesn’t care about this film.

It was followed by two sequels, Jungle Woman (1944) and Jungle Captive (1945).

Oct 301942
 
two reels

Hired killer Philip Raven (Alan Ladd) is betrayed by his employer, being paid with marked bills. He’s chased by Lieutenant Michael Crane (Robert Preston), who is engaged to Ellen Graham (Veronica Lake), who happens to have been recruited by a senator to uncover a spy ring that includes Raven’s employer. She also happens to be the person Raven sits next to on a train.

For the ultimate in cold-blooded killers, Raven sure is chatty. If I was going to murder someone, I wouldn’t make a lot of comments about it to the first person I met.

This Gun For Hire was—once upon a time—famous and popular. Like its stars, Ladd and Lake, it has lost some of its undeserved luster. It’s a nice little thriller, but brought down by the tone and requirements of ‘40s Hollywood. The WWII propaganda and spy material doesn’t fit with the dark Noir side. The songs (they did love inserting songs into films) have the wrong tone. And why is merciless Raven leaving people alive? (Ah yes, because the studio was told to tone done the violence for the Production Code.)

Ladd was a limited actor, but Raven falls with his range. Lake could manage a bit more, and as the tough girl, who combines sexy and childlike, she’s perfect. But then the script also wants her to be the submissive good wifey-girl (it’s the ‘40s) and no actress could combine that in to make a character.

The film functions on coincidences: Raven happens to sit by Graham. Graham happens to be hired by Raven’s employer. Raven happens to arrive at the employers house just when Crane is there on the phone. Actually, everyone arrives everywhere just when someone else is doing something important.

When Lake is speaking in her breathy-sexy style, and when Ladd is in full-tilt assassin mode, This Gun For Hire is entertaining. The rest of the time it is good to have a book handy.

Lake and Ladd co-starred in two other Noirs, The Glass Key (1942) and The Blue Dahlia (1946).

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Oct 091942
 
two reels

Brides are dropping dead at their weddings and then the bodies are being stolen.  Female journalist Patricia Hunter (Luana Walters), wanting to prove herself to her boss and male colleague, is out to get the scoop.  She finds a poisonous orchid that leads her to Dr. Lorenz (Bela Lugosi) and his youthful wife who has the organs of an 80-year-old.

Another Lugosi “poverty row” picture from the ‘40s, this barebones feature combines a mad doctor with vampire paraphernalia and a go-getting reporter to make something vaguely entertaining and completely ludicrous.  The outlandish plot has Lugosi sending brides-to-be a flower that sends them into a death-like coma.  He then steals them in broad daylight and takes them to his secret lab where he extracts fluids to keep his wife young.  It’s handy that the brides put on the orchids without comment (most girls I’ve known who were about to be married were not keen on last minute changes to their wedding appearance).  It’s hard to come up with a worse plan.  If you need young girls, why take brides?  Why not kidnap girls on deserted roads, maybe ones not surrounded by friends and cameramen?  But what would be the fun in that?

Lugosi is in full, melodramatic mode, playing up the not-very-scary, fiendish scientist angle.  Around him are generic horror helpers: his cruel wife, a crone, a hulking idiot, and a dwarf.  Dr. Lorenz and his wife sleep in coffins, not because they have any supernatural need, but because they find it comfortable, and it adds another “eerie” element.

When Lugosi is off screen, things turn light.  The reporter is a typical comedy character and her dialog, particularly with her boss, is played for laughs.  There’s even a left-field romance tossed in.  It makes me wonder if two different directors were at work on the project.

If you like Logosi, The Corpse Vanishes is a fine way to spend an afternoon, but otherwise it has little to offer.

Oct 091942
 
three reels

Sledding in the snow, Donald Duck (Clarence Nash, who does all voices) purposely destroys Huey, Dewey, and Louie’s snowman.  The boys decide to fight back and it escalates to a wild snowball fight.  7 min.

This isn’t really a Christmas film, but it is a winter one, and is generally shown at Christmastime.  Disney packages it with their other Christmas shorts, so it gets on to this list by popular demand.

This is standard, Disney studio work from their classic days.  The artwork is top notch, as I would expect.  There isn’t much of a story, but then Donald Duck shorts aren’t exactly known for their complicated plots.  It’s all sight gags, but then with Donald’s voice, clever witticisms would be lost on the audience.  He jumps and quacks, and shoots ice bullets at his nephews.  Don’t look for meaning, just put it on before an old Christmas feature, with the fire going and some Christmas cookies, and you’re set.

Oct 081942
 
five reels

After he loses a girl to his partner, Ted Hanover (Fred Astaire), song man Jim Hardy (Bing Crosby) quits the business to run an Inn which will only be open on holidays.  He hires singer-dancer Linda Mason (Marjorie Reynolds) for his shows, and the two are quickly a romantic item.  But Ted is dumped and shows up at the inn, attempting to sweep Linda off her feet and take her away as both a romantic and dancing partner.

I saw the film White Christmas every year from my infancy onward, or at least that’s how I remember it; I’m a little vague on the details of my life at age two.  I always loved it, but Bing Crosby was fifteen years too old for his role, and looked it.  More importantly, he sounded it.  He stands up to sing White Christmas, and…it’s good.  Really it is.  But, it’s not a Christmas classic, not with that rendition.  I’d heard a much better performance by Crosby on the radio (my folks didn’t own a record of it at that time), but the version in the film was what I was used to.  Then when I was a much more aged second grader, I got a chance to see Holiday Inn.  My father had told me about the movie for years, but in those savage, pre-VCR times, some films just weren’t available on request.  And watching, I finally got to see the performance that made White Christmas part of everyone’s holiday tradition.  Is it that good?  You know, it really is.  And the film as a whole?  Yeah, it’s that good too.

Made when both warbler Crosby and dance sensation Astaire were at their best, Holiday Inn gives them thirteen Irving Berlin songs to play with.  There was no way the film could fail.  Berlin came up with the idea of a show with a song for each Holiday; it was good financial planning.  Thirteen times a year—every year—people would buy music, and he’d get paid.  Well, no one is singing his Thanksgiving tune, but with the royalties from White Christmas, the rest hardly matters.

Not being financially concerned with the music, it all matters to me, particularly as there is rarely a song-free moment in the movie.  This is a musical, and musicals sink or swim based on the songs.  No sweat here.  The already mentioned White Christmas is performed twice and is superb both times.  Several others, such as Easter Parade and I’ll Capture Your Heart are a lot of fun, while You’re Easy To Dance With gives Astaire a chance to recapture his white tie RKO days.  Then there is Let’s Say It With Firecrackers, where Astaire taps to small explosions, which is generally considered one of the great film dances.  Oh, there’s a couple misfires.  Be Careful, It’s My Heart would cause punk rockers to flinch from its lack of sophistication (“Be careful, it’s my heart.  It’s not my watch you’re holding, it’s my heart”).  But a thankfully-long section without lyrics and the Astaire-Reynolds dance saves it from being too painful.  I Can’t Tell A Lie is almost as bad (“I could say that you’re homely, Just as homely as pie. But this is Washington’s Birthday, And I’ve got to say you’re beautiful, ‘Cause I can’t tell a lie”), but it is performed as a comedy bit, so it squeaks by.  Hey, could anyone write a good Washington’s Birthday song?

The few moments where no one is singing or dancing work almost as well.  The plot is frothy silliness set in a nonexistent world (during WWII, people were not going to be driving from New York city to the back roads of Connecticut to see a show put on by nobodies).  The romances are marvelously shallow, which is one of the film’s greatest pleasures.  The two females will get engaged to anyone who asks and as quickly dump their foolish fiancées.  Ted and Jim will backstab each other for a girl, “fall in love” at the drop of a hat, and lie, cheat, and steal to win.  No cheap sentiment here.  Any real emotion is carried by the songs.  The dialog is left free for sharp jabs and wit.

Holiday Inn is a film of its time, so it helps to keep in mind what was going on during the early ’40s.  WWII was a part of every person’s life, and it was not clear that we were going to win.  The montage of military aircraft, navel vessels, a general (MacArthur), and FDR, in the middle of a song, looks a bit odd now, but would have had great emotional resonance at the time.  There is also a topical joke with an animated turkey that relates to Roosevelt changing the date of Thanksgiving and about half of the states rejecting the move.  Congress settled the issue.

Some people might find themselves uncomfortable with a black-face routine for Lincoln’s Birthday.  Many TV stations are as they cut the scene, but unlike Mildred Pierce and Gone With the Wind, it isn’t ripe with racism.  Watching it may give individuals a chance to figure out if it is the appearance or racism, or actual racism that they oppose.

Holiday Inn debuted one of the great Christmas songs, gave Crosby and Astaire a chance to do what they do best, and named a hotel chain (yes, the name came from this film).  It should be on everyone’s annual Christmas movie viewing list.  And, if you need a film for Washington’s Birthday, it works for that too.

Oct 061942
 
two reels

Irena Dubrovna (Simone Simon), a Serbian immigrant, falls in love with Oliver Reed (Kent Smith), and they quickly marry. Irena refuses to consummate the relationship, believing that arousal would turn her into a panther. Eventually, Oliver persuades her to see psychologist Louis Judd (Tom Conway), but he is more interested in getting his hands on Irena than helping her. Oliver spends more time with co-worker Alice Moore (Jane Randolph), and jealousy begins to bring out the cat in Irena.

Cat People is a low budget thriller with a barely acknowledged supernatural element. Irena might be a shape changing panther, or she might not. If the studio hadn’t insisted on at least one shot of a panther showing up in Irena’s place, the movie would have just been about a girl with severe intimacy issues. It pretty much is anyway.

The subtly of the fantastical elements has earned Cat People cult status. The first collaboration of producer Val Lewton and director Jacques Tourneur (that produced the superior I Walked With A Zombie the following year), it displays Lewton’s restraint and Tourneur’s mastery of the camera.

But the movie is a mixed bag. On the plus side is everything touched by Tourneur and cinematographer Nicholas Musuraca. For a cheaply made picture, it looks amazing. The use of shadows puts Welles to shame. And several scenes deserve their fame, particularly Alice in the swimming pool where ripples reflect on the ceiling and deep shadows obscure what may be a cat. It is one of those scenes that a film fan never forgets.

On the weak side is the slight character development and the implausible plot. I can accept a woman turning into a panther, but must I also accept alien human relationships? Irena is frightened, so she refuses to have sex (or even kiss!) for the first month of marriage, and Oliver isn’t terribly upset. No frustration for Oliver. I guess his multiple orgy scenes with local prostitutes were left on the cutting room floor. He does come up with the insane notion of telling a girl at work about Irena’s psychological problems. How stupid do you have to be to do that?  Well, I suppose the lack of sex is blurring Oliver’s thinking.

So, how did Oliver figure this marriage was going to work? Did he assume that Irena’s extreme mental disorder was just going to clear up? And what was she planning to do as a wife who can’t be touched? The film never examines their thoughts, and it needs to.

This is a film about sex where sexual relations are treated like a Disney film. No one has sex and no one cares. But then this is a film where zookeepers warn visitors with Biblical quotes that panthers are evil.

At 73 minutes, Cat People speeds along too quickly for its chemistry-low couple’s interactions to make any sense. And the ending is abrupt and unsatisfying. The remarkable look isn’t enough to overcome the poor script.

In 1982 it was remade, again titled Cat People, but the finished film had little to do with the original, sharing only a vague concept and two scenes (the bus stopping and the swimming pool).

Jul 291942
 
two reels

Disgraced mad scientist Dr. Lorenzo Cameron (George Zucco) has developed a serum that turns humans into werewolves. He plans to use it on his mentally deficient handyman, Petro (Glenn Strange), to seek revenge on the scholars who he feels have ridiculed him. His daughter, Lenora (Anne Nagel) finds their exile to a swamp troublesome and tries to contact her reporter boyfriend Tom Gregory (Johnny Downs), who finds his own way into the story.

Low budget studio PRC tries its hand at werewolves, tying it to their overused trope of the mad scientist seeking revenge. If the script had been a bit smarter (and the characters a lot smarter), this could have worked well, but the scientist’s plans are ridiculous, any reasonable policeman should have been able to trace the killing back to Cameron, the reporter suggests there are dinosaurs running around, and a professor treats the phrase “Oh, I just had a slight heart attack” as if that was a normal thing to say. Yeah, it’s pretty dumb.

Like in similar pictures (such as The Flying Serpent), the young hero and love interest drag things down simply because they are so empty and unnecessary. Unfortunately, Zucco isn’t much better. In general he makes a great villain, but his lines are all gloating or, more often, exposition. Glenn Strange does his best imitation of Lon Chaney Jr.’s Lennie from Of Mice and Men (1939); it sits right between distracting and amusing.

However, the monster stuff is solid. The makeup isn’t anything fancy, but is sufficient. And Strange is big enough to be frightening in any from. The swamp-dwelling locals, who are suffering the most from the werewolf attacks, are both sympathetic and add color. I’d have been happy to keep the focus on them.

This is a simple, cheap B-movie. For Poverty Row, you could do much worse.

Jul 201942
 
one reel

In 1873, the Amberson’s are at the height of society. Nearly undefined daughter Isabel (Dolores Costello) is wooed by the young men of the town, in particular bland (though we’re not supposed to think he’s bland) Eugene (Joseph Cotton). Though we are told she loves him, sticking with the old ways, she marries some guy we never learn anything about and gives birth to a truly obnoxious child who grows into the equally unpleasant and one-dimensional adult George (Tim Holt). Eugene, now a widower, returns to town with his cute daughter Lucy (Anne Baxter) who apparently takes a liking to George for no reason (we’re given plenty of reasons for her to despise him, but zero for her to be fond of him) and he for her, because that’s her reason for existing in the story. With the Amberson fortunes failing and Isabel now a widow, Eugene wants to marry her, but George won’t hear of it and throws tantrums. He is at first egged on by his aunt, Fanny (Agnes Moorehead), who is the only one that comes close to being a believable character.

“If only!” is the mating cry of the fan of The Magnificent Ambersons. “I just know it would have been perfect.” Yeah…

Like all of Orson Welles’s films, his second feature was about Orson Welles. “Towering Ego” is the term I hear most often applied to Welles and The Magnificent Ambersons is an echo of that ego. His choice of the story is an exercise in ego as he believed Booth Tarkington’s novel was based on his own family. Discussions of Welles’s films are more discussions of him and his filmmaking and the disasters that occurred during film-making than of the films. With The Magnificent Ambersons, the finished film seems nearly irrelevant.

So, let’s get to that disastrous production. Many insist that since Welles was a genus (I don’t deny it), that all his works must be masterpieces, so when they are not, the search is on for who to blame. In the case of The Magnificent Ambersons, that blame is normally thrown on RKO Studios and Robert Wise who was in charge of re-edits. Welles had ignored his budget, as well as most everything the studio had said (He was Orson Welles; listening to others was beneath him!) and created an overlong 131 minute cut that preview audiences hated (to be fair, Welles had not thought that this unlikable version would be the final cut). Studio representatives who’d seen it hated it as well, and now knew they had an expensive bomb on their hands. Welles had gone to South America to work on a war-time propaganda piece that was never released. So with only slight input from Welles—well, he actually had a great deal of input since it was Welles, but it was mostly ignored—it was chopped down to 88 minutes, with 7 of those minutes new scenes, shot in the attempt to give the work narrative cohesion as well as create a less dour ending. Welles declared it was cut with a lawn mower by a janitor.

Perhaps the modern day fans are correct and the re-edits destroyed the picture. The brief tacked on ending is certainly a disaster, painfully out of touch with the rest of the movie in tone and appearance. The entire last act is a disjointed mess. Nothing flows. It’s just a series of unrelated moments. One scene even fades while the character is speaking. And what might those missing minutes have accomplished? A crippling problem is the lack of character development. Eugene has little personality. He’s an inventive genus we are told, but never shown. What does he do when not on screen? I’ve no idea. What does he like or dislike, beyond Isabel. I’ve no way to even guess. He is empty. Isabel doesn’t even merit being called a character. She’s just a symbol of “mother.” We need some depth from her to explain her repeatedly bad choices. Lucy is nothing but “the desirable girl.” If that character work was in the excised footage, then perhaps the cuts did kill the film.

But there’s a problem with that line of thought. As the footage hasn’t survived, it is hearsay now, but the best sources indicate that what was cut was mainly mood. Long tracking shots were shortened as were establishing shots. There’s no mention of character moments except for George, and what the film didn’t need was more of George.

Then there is a bigger problem. Critics like to fawn over what-might-have-been as great art, but The Magnificent Ambersons could only have been low art, if the term “art” could apply. It is a soap opera, melodrama at its worst. It is over-emotionalized, and over-sentimentalized in concept and execution. It is Jane Eyre or Wuthering Heights, without the excuse of being a gothic romance. These are not real people, and only Agnes Moorehead manages to exist in this artificial world. She hams it up, but it fits.

Then there is George, semi-acted by cowboy star Tim Holt. It would be easy to blame him for the failing (both artistically and financially) of the film—even rabid fans admit that Holt lacked the stature for the role and wish that Welles had taken the part himself. Holt’s portrayal would make sense if this was a video of first line readings rather than a finished product, but I can’t imagine any actor who could have pulled off the part. The script makes George a loathsome man-child, but not one that could actually exist. He’s the kind of strawman that out-of-touch, entitled sixty-year-olds come up with when discussing “those darn kids nowadays.” Even with a better written, better acted lead, the movie has basic structural problems. It is George’s story, but Welles has little interest in George. His focus is on the changing world and nostalgia, not on his characters, leaving George an also-ran in his own movie, playing second fiddle to a decaying mansion and Welles’s own very dramatic narration.

It all ends ridiculously, without a single character ending up where they do due to their previous actions, statements, or personalities (to the extent they have personalities). With Fanny this is clearly an effect of the reshoots, and that is likely the case with Eugene. With others, that seemed what Welles had wanted. Lucy in some weird platonic garden with her father? Really? And we have the woman dying of sadness trope, which is embarrassing. Well, I can’t claim Welles as sexist since we also have a man who dies of “financial troubles.” Huh. Padmé doesn’t seem quite so silly now.

Yet, this is Welles, so I can’t write it off as hack-work. It looks fabulous—not as a whole, but piece by piece. Welles knew how to work with focus and shadow. Likewise the sound is Oscar-worthy and the sets are amazing; those long shots, creeping up the staircase of the mansion, are indeed outstanding. No fault can be found with the art direction. Scene after scene is beautifully shot, but to no effect. The look of those scenes doesn’t advance the story or the characters or do anything at all except inform us that Welles could shoot a beautiful scene, which I have a feeling was the point. Sometimes you need to stop playing with stylized camera angles and shoot the damn story.

The Magnificent Ambersons is a monument to Welles. What kind of monument is an ongoing discussion. I see similarities to Ozymandias. For those who assume his greatness, and use studio “butchering” as an excuse to laud a nonexistent movie, it is something else—perhaps a jewel-encrusted falcon that’s acquired a layer of black enamel to hide its worth.

Jul 081942
 
2.5 reels

Thirty years after Steve Banning (Dick Foran) and Babe Jenson/Hanson (Wallace Ford) found the tomb of Ananka, the cult sends a new priest to the United States, with the mummy Kharis (Lon Chaney Jr.), to kill Hanson, Banning, and his family.

The time line of the four film Kharis series (The Mummy’s Hand, The Mummy’s Tomb, The Mummy’s Ghost, and The Mummy’s Curse) is odd.  Since this one takes place in 1942 (WWII is mentioned), and it is about thirty years since the previous picture, that places The Mummy’s Hand in 1910.  But The Mummy’s Hand looked like it took place 1940, which would make this one in 1970.  Hmmmm.

The Mummy’s Tomb is The Mummy’s Hand set in the U.S. (since that makes for a cheaper setting than Egyptian sand), which is a horrible idea for two reasons: they’ve already done it, and a mummy slowly dragging itself through the streets of New England is funny, not scary or exciting.  Once again, the cultists do their tana leaf brewing and Kharis (a much broader mummy with Chaney wasted under the bandages) kills.  The priest, like his predecessor, falls for a girl he’s barely seen and it all ends in another burning scene.  The next two films are nearly exact copies of this one.

To fill out its short running time, a substantial portion of The Mummy’s Hand is shown as Banning tells what happened long ago.  I suppose this made sense at the time.  It’s not like audiences in 1942 had access to tapes or DVDs of the previous flick, so a reminder wouldn’t hurt.  Now, it’s annoying.

Banning’s doctor-son is supposed to be the one heroically fighting off the Mummy and his fiancée is the girl to be rescued, but I barely remember either of them.  All of the new characters are bland and avoid being forgettable by never being noticed in the first place.

The only surprise in the film involves Steve Banning and Babe Hanson, the leads in the previous film and now old men. I’m not referring to the switch in Babe’s name from Jenson. Sorry, you’ll have to watch it to see what happens.

If you want to see a Mummy kill some folks, and tie up some loose ends, this will do.

Oh, and there is no tomb.

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Jun 061942
 
two reels

The grandson of the original Invisible Man, Frank Raymond (Jon Hall), has kept the invisibility serum secret until the attack on Pearl Harbor.  He becomes a new invisible man, spying for the U.S.A.  While on a mission in Germany, he romances Maria Sorenson (Ilona Massey) and foils the plans of Conrad Stauffer (Cedric Hardwicke), Karl Heiser (J. Edward Bromberg), and Baron Ikito (Peter Lorre).

A piece of pro-America, wartime propaganda, The Invisible Agent has everything you’d expect: a plucky American hero who speaks about freedom whenever he isn’t wowing the girl and fooling the enemy, noble allied commanders, evil and bumbling Nazis, and cold, calculating Japanese.

Unlike the third film in the “invisible series,” The Invisible Woman, this film is tied to the original, with the grandson of the scientist in the first film acting as keeper of the drug. The serum is supposedly the same, but it no longer causes insanity (you can’t have your red, white, and blue champion going nuts when saving the world). Nor does he feel the need to hide for a time after eating to hide undigested, so visible, food.

With an uneasy mix of comedy and espionage, Frank heads to Germany where he should be nearly invulnerable, but instead gives away his location at every opportunity by playing silly pranks. I’m sure his dropping a Nazi’s dinner in his lap is supposed to be hilarious, but instead it just makes Frank out to be feebleminded. He puts the girl in danger and risks his mission for a few stunts.

The bumbling Nazi jokes aren’t funny, but aren’t embarrassing. Bromberg does the silly villain bit well, (he played Don Luis Quintero in The Mark of Zorro) but he feels no more like a German than the very British Hardwicke. Stranger is the casting of Peter Lorre as Baron Ikito. Wearing only small round glasses to imply his Japanese nature, I must assume he comes from the Eastern European part of Japan. As for his character, when did the Japanese have barons as part of their feudal system? I was waiting for the next logical step, when Sultan Hitler would show up.

Although the comedy falls flat, once the film finally becomes a war thriller, it delivers. There’s a bit of real tension and some pulp influenced action.

And you have to enjoy any film that has Peter Lorre saying “Occidental decay is nowhere more apparent than in that childish sentimentality of white men for their women.” Yup.

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Apr 061942
 
two reels

In this 4th film in the Frankenstein series, Ygor (Bela Lugosi) takes the wounded Monster (Lon Chaney Jr.) to yet another Doctor Frankenstein (Cedric Hardwicke) who decides that a brain transplant will return the good reputation of his family.  Ygor enlists the aid of Doctor Bohmer (Lionel Atwill) to alter the Monster’s operation to fit his desires.

Well, Lugosi is still good as Ygor, all the bit-players fit the bill, and it is a ’40s Universal monster movie.  That’s about all I can come up with in support of this poorly plotted, laughable fourth entry in the Frankenstein series (following Frankenstein (1931), Bride of Frankenstein (1935), and Son of Frankenstein (1939)).  All the style is missing that was in the last film, and all the meaning is gone from the first two.  All that’s left is a lumbering monster and a re-used plot.  Just what is wrong with the Frankenstein family?  Give them a body and they just need to charge it with electricity.

Lon Chaney Jr., excellent as the Wolf Man, can’t manage the Monster.  He barely changes his expression.  Cedric Hardwicke is a fine character actor, but is far too dry for the lead (it’s not all his fault; he isn’t given enough to develop the character).  Still, this old Universal film is mildly entertaining and worth your time should it pop up on late night TV.
It was followed by Frankenstein Meets The Wolf Man (1943), House of Frankenstein (1944) and House of Dracula (1945).

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